Analogy on dating

I was out with a different set of friends a few weeks ago when talk turned to dates — the good, the bad and the ugly, and as the conversation went around it turns out that two of the women had gone out with the same guy. They tell me that since they are stay-at-home moms or since they have “jobs” and not “careers” that they don’t have access to the same number of ponds. We all have multiple ponds within our own little bubbles.

We just have to think about it, let go of what’s comfortable, grab our rod and reel, and head out!

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base.

So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Second base would involve touching down there and oral would be placed at third. It has been suggested that some of the confusion might be cleared up by designating "minor" and "major" leagues of play.

That is, if you're "playing" in the minors, your bases would refer to the bolded list above.

A lack of acknowledgement is often a sign of poor manners or entitlement.

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The old adage, “nothing ventured, nothing gained,” makes all the sense in the world. They tell me that I have access to lots of different ponds because I work outside the home, I travel for business, and I am involved in several community associations.

Whereas playing in the majors would follow the definitions I prefer. When you use it, do you refer to minor or major league play?

And because I'm feeling nosy, when was the last time you scored a home run?

Instead of always fishing in the “work” pond, or the “Friday-night bar-scene” pond, switch it up and also fish in the “volunteer at the animal shelter” pond or the “local community college digital photography course” pond every now and then. Step outside of your comfort zone and try new things.

You have heard this before, but have you done anything about it?

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